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Schweet
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 Posted - 08/08/2003 : 21:33:34
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I need offsets for these guitars from my collection....
Janet Reno Strat - so damn ugly everyone's afraid to play it .
Eddie Murphy Les Paul - changes from a LP to a strat in the middle of a gig .
O.J. Simpson Strat - comes with a leather case it won't quite fit into .
Gerald Ford Tele - keeps falling off the stand .
Pamela Lee Strat - really big knobs .
Pee Wee Herman Rickenbacker - plays itself .
Ross Perot Tele - changes tuning in the middle of a song. Goes back into tune on the next song .
Oprah Winfrey Jumbo Acoustic - gets smaller and smaller but eventually goes back to dreadnought .
Richard Nixon Esquire - All recordings of it mysteriously lose 10 minutes of material
Bill Gates Charvel - Official release in 6 months .
Bill Clinton National: It smokes, but don't inhale !
Liz Taylor Super 400...you couldn't afford it if you wanted it .
Tutankhamon Tele-- swaddled in its strap and left in its case for 3,000 yrs .
The "Go Ugly Early" BC Rich...The closer to 2AM it is, the better it looks...
The Courtney Love Jag-Stang - Only popular 'cause it was fingered by Kurt Cobain
John the Baptist model 00016 - waterlogged and missing its headstock
Howard Stern SG Junior - sounds like **** but you just can't put it down
Parker Rush Limbaugh model - only plays the songs it wants to because the others are stupid
Kurt Cobain Steinberger guitar-headless model
The Gibson RuPaul with optional whammy bar
Al Gore LP -- body is solid mahogany
Danelectro Demi More lipstick model -Only has a "G" string .
Hendrix Strat - Strung backwards and turned upside down for righties!
Reverse Logo too !
George Bush Moserite - For those who promised their spouse : "No new axes"
D´Angelico Ronald Reagan - You can never pay it off .
PRS Jacques Cousteau signature model reviewed ... Trem great for dives, but heavy strings can cause painful bends. Sounds okay w/o reverb or other effects, but best suited for playing wet, whether new wave, surf or calypso-- if you don't mind the generally nasal tone. 4 octave range, from Low C to High C. Made of Basswood, aqua finish with abalone inlays and mother of pearl pickguard (who needs toilet seats out here?). This is a true "Captain's Log", so expect to shell out a lot of clams for this baby.
Enjoy
Schweet
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Guitar Tuning OFFSET MANIA!!!!
